For the people who don’t already know and what makes this so funny is that I do work for Nykon Systems, BUT here’s the kicker. I own the company,lol and the servers sit about 10 feet away from me right now as I post this in LJ. So either it is an attempt to give […]
listen to a radio announcer break up as he attempts to read the faux newspaper article quoted above as a straight news story note: sound needed
Well after writing and researching for my book I came across this and figured it appropriate. What do you think, should this be my new friendster profile? lol “What Would Your Serial Killer Name Be? What Would the Public Know You As?” – Results: Who are you? No one would even know your name orwho […]
Buttercups Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden, POOF!, in a flash and […]
So I have been socially challenged in the last year and need some fun. I have a free schedule this weekend, anyone know of anything going on? want to come kidnap me for drunken shenanigans? Why you should: 1> I’m smarter then the average bear 2> i’m fun 3> I’m witty (well okay maybe not) […]
I had the wierdest thing happen to me. I went downstairs to get a candy bar out of the snack machine I put a dollar in Selected the bar The candy bar fell into the tray AND THEN… the display beeped and displayed the text ‘WINNER’ and my dollar bill popped back out
In an act reminiscent of 1960 anti-civil rights acts, and bordering on early 1940s Germany. Bush announced he wishes not only to ban gay marriage but make gay marriages unconstitutional. In the year 2004 you would think that people in general would not sit around and let this blatant abuse of power even get this […]
Just f’ing twisted stuff 🙂 Takes a little bit to load but well worth it for a sick friday grin. http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=835005
This is so stupid, but true… And it’s going to drive you crazy, especially if you’re under the illusion that you’re in control! While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Easy enough? Okay now, while doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your […]
Okay guys, the new trailer isn’t going live till the end of the week. I may make small changes to it ,but [pretty damn close] to finished product is available online to view. So I am letting my LJ buddys get first look at it. For info on the book check out: www.connectionterminated.com Check out […]
want to meet other with similar hobbies in your area? just came across this site… whether you are looking for others into cars, computer or just good old fashioned midget orgys check out this site… meetup.com
My friends computer at work got one of the new email worms going around. I was trying to explain to him why using Windows and Outlook was such a bad thing. This was my not-so-technical explanation of why,lol “MS Outlook is basically like the sorority girl at the party after 4 hrs of drinking going […]
to my brothers and sisters in the IT field..but anyone who wishes to answer:) I have a dilema in front of me, and need a voice of reason,lol Q: Which do you think is better? a average paced job in an environment you like, or making $15k more a yr, in a place that wouldnt […]
Wow, you really can buy anything on ebay. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3077991790&category=1503 from site: Remember the Tommy TuTone Mega Hit, “Jenny/867-5309”? YOU CAN HAVE 212-867-5309 AS YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER. GET THE GREATEST NUMBER IN THE GREATEST CITY. **For business or personal use— have a truly distinctive phone number. **I currently am the owner of 212-867-5309. I will transfer […]
I got this in a online horoscope today. I think this quote really describes my personality and how I tackle life’s challenges in general. “Bad luck is subjective. Forget about the odds and look at the real evidence. For every reason to mourn, there are many more to celebrate.”
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” -Albert Einstein
WARNING: GEEK related news coming… “Germany’s local and city councils have been pioneering the migration from Windows to Linux. Now, one of the IT staff behind one move has revealed how they persuaded workers to accept the changes. Stuffed toy penguins and Linux t-shirts helped to create an open-source love-in at the council offices, and […]
Just came across this site today, pretty handy http://www.soople.com
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/02/10/atkins.widow.ap/index.html
I just found out… my name as an anagram is ” BALD RAVEN CHINK” note: my real name, not my dj name 😉
Are you Addicted to the Internet? 81% L33T H@x0r (81% – 100%)You live and breathe the Internet. You rarely leave your computer(s) for fear of going through withdrawl. You are beginning to say “lol” and “brb” in verbal conversations and you haven’t seen your friends face-to-face in months if you don’t count their web cams. […]