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Are you jewish?
Ever say to yourself this time of year, “I have to light how many candles on my menorah?”
Don’t be a sucker anymore, let your computer do all the work for you, so it leaves more time for opening your great Hannukah gifts, you know like socks and books.

Anyway this site was made for you, the USB Menorah.

From the site:
“It can correctly calculate the dates of Hannukah for at least the next few thousand years (or any historical date back to 2 B.C.E.). As well as “lighting” the candles based on when the sunsets (I set the default geography for San Francisco/Berkeley, but you can enter any latitude/longitude and (assuming you don’t live too close to the arctic circle) it will be correct to within a few minutes.”

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