Mark Your Calander!
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
5 Comments:
hahaha
haha
ha ha ha
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ydn4m
9:30 am
look at me i’m kevin nykon
i’m so crazy
i post 2-year-old chain emails in my lj
NOW GIMME SOME CANDY!!!
hehehe
alphachristy
11:05 am
Don’t hate, I saluted at you when he did it 2 yrs ago, I’ll salute you this time around too,now mark you calander and get me a beer;)
kevinblanchard
2:44 am
i’d probably consider it if it was during the summer. your timing is just off. 🙂
alphachristy
3:05 am
*mental note* see ya this summer 😉 god bless america,lol
kevinblanchard
3:34 am