I got this in a online horoscope today.
I think this quote really describes my personality and how I tackle life’s challenges in general.

“Bad luck is subjective. Forget about the odds and look at the real evidence. For every reason to mourn, there are many more to celebrate.”

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

-Albert Einstein

WARNING: GEEK related news coming…

“Germany’s local and city councils have been pioneering the migration from Windows to Linux. Now, one of the IT staff behind one move has revealed how they persuaded workers to accept the changes. Stuffed toy penguins and Linux t-shirts helped to create an open-source love-in at the council offices, and they got a senior chairwoman to demonstrate the new system to the troops. Male ego stopped anyone claiming that Linux was difficult to use, once they’d seen that the ‘weaker sex’ could master it :)”

http://news.zdnet.co.uk/0,39020330,39146113,00.htm

foot note; the phrase does not express my personal feelings on the issue, please take note it is in quotes

Just came across this site today, pretty handy
http://www.soople.com

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/02/10/atkins.widow.ap/index.html

I just found out…

my name as an anagram is ” BALD RAVEN CHINK”

note: my real name, not my dj name 😉

*EDIT*
Man it’s pretty much right on 😉 lol, though I think it should be closer to 90% 🙂

Only in Kenya

We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think
its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

Ive made it all these yrs never watching one episode of survivor….

so what do i do….

I watched all of survivor all-stars after the superbowl….

and now Im hooked….

I already set my season pass in Tivo….

damn you! 🙂
lol

Sorry for all the posts lately 🙂 I will go days with out posting then I’ll either find a bunch of funny stuff to post or have a lot on my mind.

Anyway, here is the draft of my cover for the new book. I will be sending to the printer next month so I’d love feedback, good/bad/questions/suggestions whatever. Thanks.

Someone with way more free time and much geekier then i could ever dream to be did this to their car.
Now that he has discovered the force, maybe someday he’ll discover a room other then his parents basement, and that the evil sith empire is not what is keeping him from having a girlfriend. 😉

I love good news on friday, it’s like a double wamy of good news, you know like getting your cake and eating too, or having sex and getting paid it for it too,hehe

But I talked to my publisher last night, and they have a “star” program for their authors. Basically once I sell more then 250 copies of my book, they enroll me in this program which mean they start investing additional money towards my book for things like book signings, or working with bigger bookstores to carry more of my book in stock and not just on their website,and also they start “pimping” the book to larger publishers.

So keep your fingers cross 😉 Though just from the feedback from people I know, I think I should clear 250 books in no time. I’ll let you know once Amazon and other store have the book in stock.

Finally got the basic website up for my new book I’m writing. I will have a kick butt splash trailor up in a month or so ,but this will do for now,lol

Anyone interested check it out.
http://www.connectionterminated.com

It should be to my published by end of Febuary and ready on Amazon about 6 weeks later.

I cam across this gem last night. He’s no Beethoven but brought back memories.

Yeah, yeah,so I have been slackin during the holiday season, well this link should make up for it 🙂
Enjoy!

Lord of the bling

Are you jewish?
Ever say to yourself this time of year, “I have to light how many candles on my menorah?”
Don’t be a sucker anymore, let your computer do all the work for you, so it leaves more time for opening your great Hannukah gifts, you know like socks and books.

Anyway this site was made for you, the USB Menorah.

From the site:
“It can correctly calculate the dates of Hannukah for at least the next few thousand years (or any historical date back to 2 B.C.E.). As well as “lighting” the candles based on when the sunsets (I set the default geography for San Francisco/Berkeley, but you can enter any latitude/longitude and (assuming you don’t live too close to the arctic circle) it will be correct to within a few minutes.”

Operators are standing by.

Take the red pill and find out the truth….
Like cartoons? Like the matrix? Like political messages crammed down your throat?
Then this 2 minute matrix spoof about meat is sure to please you.
or if you are like me and only like the first two choices, ignore the political statement and sit back and enjoy the pretty colors.
http://www.themeatrix.com/

A quiet snowy evening. A hill side. Children running back and forth playing with visions of sugar plums dancing in their head, and then YOU come along. You have to check this link out! Holiday Snowglobe.

From The Steaming Divot to you , happy holidays!

“proud member of Santa’s naughty list since 1977”

A friend of mine sent me this picture in an email. Throw away your “men are from mars, girls are from venus” Books, turn off Oprah, I think this is the single best representation why men and women have so many problems understanding each other.

What’s worse then being dragged to a performance where the headliner is a midget duo comedy team? Showing up and finding out they have been replaced with a lesser known local midget comedy duo… so of course we know what happens next a riot????

Apparently, being cool isn’t cool anymore.. remember back when owning a members only jacket put you in the in crowd for at least a whole month? Or seeing how many marching band kids could fit into a locker? According to this article titled “We Are All Nerds now”, claims that with the popularity of sci fi movies, the internet, video games and comic book movies have made all the things that were considered “dorky” are now considered cool.

After thought: great! NOOOOWWW my 20 sided dice I use to use for Dungeons and Dragons may score me some action, it’s about time.

According to all the major news sources I’ve read (translation: the news papers at the check out stand at the grocery store), the MJ is finally going down (no pun intended),well okay maybe a little pun 😉

You know it’s bad when members of NAMBLA are calling you a weirdo. (If you don’t know what NAMBLA is I’m not linking you to the site, check www.google.com for enlightenment).

I think the funniest quote I heard from family of MJ was in a statement regarding the supposed mistreatment of MJ during his arrest. The cops apparently said they treated him “like a king”, in retort his brother, Jermiane I think, said “Which King? Rodney King!?!” Can’t make this stuff up kids.

My personal feeling is that the world is going to end sometime in 2004 with all the weird stuff going on. Personal misfortunes, weather going from hold to cold ,hot to cold, for you in California when I say cold I don’t mean 70 degree either 🙂 Oh yeah and the earth quake that hit through the east coast. Buckle up folks, the end is night, we are going to hell and I’m buying the keg.

Was it good for you?

I finally broke down, after everyone and their mom decided that blogs were cool, I decided “Hey, my opinions and complaints are no less important then Joe “blogger” Smith who feels the need to share every thought, emotion, what they are listening too and the picture of their dog or child that you are not really sure if its a cute pug or the product of trailer park love.” YES, that was supposed to be one sentence. As you continue to read my blog we’ll start to form a love-hate relationship. If you are a grammar nazi you will hate me. My first language as a baby was C++. English only came later in life and even though my IQ technically ranks me near Einstein my spelling and grammar skills somehow ended up more in the “special Olympics:runner up” category, so love me, hate me, but for the record, no matter what the court says, your baby looks nothing like me.